Texting Codes For Seniors

Posted on March 12, 2019 by Gary

• ATD – At the Doctor’s

• BFF – Best Friends Funeral

• BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

• BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

• CBM – Covered by Medicare

• DWI – Driving While Incontinent

• FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

• GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

• GHA – Got Heartburn Again

• HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

• LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

• LOL – Living on Lactulose

• SJF – Sorry Just Farted

• TOT – Texting on Toilet

• WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

• Hope these help. GGLKI – (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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