For Young Men On There Way Up
- You don’t have to keep every secret, just the important ones.
- Place-dropping is worse than-name dropping.
- Appreciate your parents. When they die, you become an orphan.
- It’s okay to forgive, as long as you don’t forget.
- Never make a scene after the age of 22. This also applies when you’re drinking.
- If you wear cologne, no one should smell it from five feet away or five minutes after you’ve left.
- When giving a toast, short and sweet is always best.
- Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
- Suck it up every now and then, especially for your family.
- Don’t stare.
- Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain.
- Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.
- Admit it when you’re wrong, and forgive yourself for your mistakes.
- If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done.
- Know at least one good joke.
- When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.
- If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.
- Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner.
- Never ask the same question twice.
- Be kind. Life is hard enough as it is.
- Know your way around a kitchen.
- Set Goals. Write them down.
- Stop talking about where you went to college.
- Never park in front of a bar.
- Play competitive sports for as long as you can.
- Never date an ex of your friend.
- If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
- When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
- If you perspire, wear an undershirt.
- People get tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
- When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
- Tip more than you should.
- Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.
- Put your smartphone away. You probably use it too often and at the wrong moments.
- Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
- Value a handful of truly close friends over a hundred acquaintances.
- No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a wonderful companion.
- Don’t split a check.
- When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
- Do not use an electric razor.
- One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
- Buy expensive sunglasses.
- You may only request one song from the DJ.
- Remember: You die twice, once when you stop breathing, and again when somebody mentions your name for the last time.
- Staying angry is a waste of energy.
- Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
- Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
- Avoid that “last” drink. You’ve probably had enough.
- Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life.
- Don’t linger in the doorway, in or out.
- Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.
- You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
- No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
- Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
- Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”
- Act like you’ve been there before.
- Don’t gamble any amount of money that will piss you off if you lose.
Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was one of the most recognized and unique talents in the world. Performing on Broadway, on radio and television, movies and traveling tours for the U.S. Military. Bob Hope was well known for his good natured humor and fast wit. During the length of his career, no other individual has traveled so far, to great lengths, to entertain so many people.
At an early age, 12, Bob Hope worked odd jobs at a local board walk doing dance and comedy routines to make extra money. He entered many dancing and amateur talent contests, and won prizes for his impersonation of Charlie Chaplin.
Hope first appeared on television in 1932 during a test transmission from an experimental CBS studio in New York. His career in broadcasting spanned sixty-four years and included a long association with NBC. Hope made his network radio debut in 1937 on NBC. His first regular series for NBC Radio was the Woodbury Soap Hour. A year later The Pepsodent Radio Show Starring Bob Hope began, and would run through 1953.
Hope did many specials for the NBC television network in the following decades. These were often sponsored by Chrysler and Hope served as a spokesman for the firm for many years. Hope’s Christmas specials were popular favorites and often featured a performance of “Silver Bells” (from his 1951 film The Lemon Drop Kid) done as a duet with an often much younger female guest star (such as Olivia Newton-John or Brooke Shields).
Hope’s 1970 and 1971 Christmas specials for NBC — filmed in Vietnam in front of military audiences at the height of the war, and both of which actually aired in January, after he had returned from overseas — are on the list of the Top 30 U.S. Network Prime time Telecasts of All Time. Both were seen by more than 60 percent of the U.S. households watching television at the time they aired.
His final television special, Laughing with the Presidents, was broadcast in 1996, with Tony Danza helping Hope present a retrospective about presidents of the United States.
|Show Title – Click To Listen||Broadcast Date – Description||Filesize|
|Bob Hope with Bing Crosby||Mar 21, 1950||4.65 MB|
|Beethoven with Bing Crosby||Dec 07, 1948||5.14 MB|
|Guests Jack Benny and Doris Day||Nov 09, 1948||5.13 MB|
|Bob Hope with Al Jolson||Apr 08, 1947||5.17 MB|
|Christmas Show Story Of Bingsy and Bobsy with Bing Crosby||3.81 MB|
|Bob Hope Show Early 1950’s from Carswell AFB||6.71 MB|
|From Bobs Hometown Cleveland||6.72 MB|