Will Rogers Quotes

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1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER…

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it’s called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

1963 Aeriel View Of Disneyland

Below is an aerial view of Disneyland in Anaheim, California taken in 1963 by Robert J. Boser.

The Santa Ana Freeway (I-5) is in the upper left corner.Harbor Boulevard forms the eastern boundary of the park.

To the middle right, one can see the Haunted Mansion under construction. While the main building is complete on the outside (the white building), the show building is just beginning construction on the right side of the railroad tracks (most of the ride takes place in a show building outside the confines of the railroad). The Haunted Mansion would open in 1969.

Also under construction, and up and left from the Haunted Mansion, is Pirates of the Caribbean, which opened in 1967. The two attractions took a while to build because Disney’s engineering arm at the time, WED Enterprises (now known as Walt Disney Imagineering), was busy on projects dealing with the 1964 New York World’s Fair. Both attractions are located in New Orleans Square, which opened in 1966.

Anaheim’s newly completed Melodyland Theater (“theater-in-the-round”), is at the top of the photo.

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Disneyland Overhead

From a July 16, 1955 photo: “Here’s an air view of the entire area, defined by numbers and letters: (1) The railroad station, main entrance and town square. (2) Main Street, U.S.A. (3) The Plaza. (4) Tomorrowland. (5) Fantasyland. (6) Frontierland. (7) Rivers of America. (8) Adventureland. (A) Parking area. (B) The Santa Ana freeway. (C) Harbor boulevard. (This post was updated on 2/12/16 to add the above 1955 photo.)

We lived in Orange County, CA from 1966 to 1983 in four different locations that were a short drive from Disneyland. Consequently, we were able to visit the park many times over the years.

Here are a few shots of our two oldest daughters at the park when they were little.

We had some really great times there.

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