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Texting Codes For Seniors

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  • ATD – At the Doctor’s

  • BFF – Best Friends Funeral

  • BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

  • BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

  • CBM – Covered by Medicare

  • DWI – Driving While Incontinent

  • FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

  • GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

  • GHA – Got Heartburn Again

  • HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

  • LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

  • LOL – Living on Lactulose

  • SJF – Sorry Just Farted

  • TOT – Texting on Toilet

  • WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

  • Hope these help. GGLKI – (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)