Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older

Here are eight applicable truisms.

1. Death is the number one killer in the world
2. Life is sexually transmitted
3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
6. All of us should take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
7. In the 60s. People took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
8. Don’t worry about old age: it doesn’t last that long.