Interaction At The Welfare Office

“A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear end, two gold front teeth, a tattoo on his forehead, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d be much happier if I had a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, you know, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his new Mercedes-Benz  and he will he will even supply all of your clothes.”

“Also, because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’ve got to be bull-shitting’ me!”

In response, the social worker said, “Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “