Elderly Pickup-Line

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

He is in his mid-eighties, very well dressed, with hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, and smelling slightly of a good after shave.

He presented a very well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly, really classy-looking lady in her mid-seventies.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.

He orders a drink.

He takes a sip.

He slowly turns to her and says, “SO TELL ME, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?”