The Robot Bartender

A cowboy walked into a bar and there was a robot bartender.

The robot asked, “What will you have?”

The cowboy said, “A beer.”

The robot handed the cowboy the coldest beer he’s ever had and asked, “What’s your IQ?”

The cowboy said, “168.”

The robot then proceeded to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The cowboy left, but he was curious, so he went back into the bar.

The robot bartender asked, “What will you have?”

The cowboy said, “A beer.”

Again, the robot brought him the coldest beer he’s ever had and asked him, “What’s your IQ?”

The cowboy said, “100.”

The robot then started to talk about NASCAR, dirt bikes, and electric scooters.

The cowboy left but found it all very interesting, so he went back to try it one more time.

Again the robot asked, “What will you have?”

The cowboy said, “A beer,”

Again the robot brought him the coldest beer he’s ever had and asked him, “What’s your IQ?”

The cowboy said, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leaned in real close and said very slowly, “So, are you people still happy you voted for Joe Biden?”