Texting Codes For Seniors
Funny and spot On!
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lactulose
SJF – Sorry Just Farted
TOT – Texting on Toilet
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?