What Wokeness And Snowflakes Have Caused
I had a dream last night that caused me to wake up in a cold sweat.
As I remember, it went something like this.
- 8:00 am: I made a snowman.
- 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
- 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
- 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
- 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
- 8:22 – The transgender person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
- 8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
- 8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
- 8:31 – The Middle Eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
- 8:40 – The Police arrived, saying someone had been offended.
- 8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
- 8:45 – The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. So I replied, “Snowballs,” and now I am being called a sexist.
- 9:00 – I learned later I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
- 9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
- But by noon, it all melted
Moral of the story:
There is no moral to this story. This is what you get when you allow yourselves to become intimidated by snowflakes.