Satan vs. Jesus

Jesus and Satan argue as to who is the better programmer.

This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the ultimate judge.

They set themselves down in front of their computers and begin.

They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.” “Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, along with the voices of an angelic choir pouring forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. and stutters, “But how can this be?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How in Hell did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Jesus Saves”….

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