Fred's New Mom
Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his ailing father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share it.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary guy”, he told her, “but in a few years my father will die and I’ll inherit over $200 million”.
Impressed, she asked for his business card…
Three months later she was his stepmother.