Another Blond Joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The bar immediately falls dead silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

• The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
• The bouncer is a blonde girl.
• I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
• The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
• The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’