An-Immaculate Conception

A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gave Darla a good examination, then turned to the mother and said, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-about 4 months, would be my guess.”

The mother said, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla replies, “No, mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stared out of it.

About five minutes passed, and finally the mother said, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”

The doctor replied, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill.

I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”