An-Immaculate Conception A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gave Darla a good examination, then turned to the mother and said, […]
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Some Funny Quotes Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) – Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’- Eleanor Roosevelt – I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
The Pale Blue Dot As NASA’s Voyager 1 spacecraft was about to leave our Solar System in 1989, Carl Sagan, a member of the mission’s imaging team, pleaded with officials to turn the camera around to take one last look back at Earth before the spaceship departed from our planet. The resulting image, with the Earth
Smart-Ass Kid A very self-important college freshman attending a football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. “You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one !”, the student said, loud enough
How Is This Guy Still Alive These are the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. Short Version Long Version RECENT POSTS TAGS
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