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Some Jeff Foxworthy Observations

Some Jeff Foxworthy Observations If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally

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Descriptive Business Sign Verbiage

Descriptive Business Sign Verbiage Descriptive Business Sign Verbiage Over a Gynecologist’s Office:  “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels” On a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

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