Cuss Words
Because sometimes “Gosh Darn” and “Meanie Head” don’t adequately describe how you truly feel.
Fatherly Advice
Those Durable Credit Card Chips
This is why you should either machine shred or cut through the chip when destroying your credit/debit cards or any card with an embedded chip.
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Conservatives & Liberals, A Comparison
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
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Freedom Isn’t Free
I watched the flag pass by one day. It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform; So young, so tall, so proud. With hair cut square and eyes alert, He’d stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like
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Marital Bliss
Listen, Fred, we’ve been through this too many times. I meant it when I said, “You be nice to Mama, and Mama’s going to be nice to you! Otherwise, kiss my tail feathers!