The Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Done This is definitely the stupidest thing I have ever done because I could have been maimed or possibly died as a result. When I was a kid, we lived within bicycle-riding range of the Sepulveda Dam Recreation Area. The dam was built to protect downstream homes and property
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Ronald Reagan’s Puppy Joke I was raised in a staunch Democrat family. The party my parents loved was much different than the one we have today. In fact, John F. Kennedy would be considered a conservative by today’s standards. In any event, I changed parties around age 27, and never looked back. Here are several
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The Welfare Recipient A Woman walks into the welfare office, trailed by 8 kids. “Wow,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yes, they’re all mine,” the frustrated Mom sighs, having heard the question a thousand times. She then says, “Sit down Terry” and all the kids rush to find seats. “Well,” says the
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Smoking Is Bad And Will Kill You My mother smoked, my father smoked, and my grandmother, who lived with us in her final years, smoked one cigarette right after another. Growing up, I used to hate riding in the car with them because it smelled really bad. I have to admit that I actually tried
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Kids’ Funny Answers In Class TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you
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