The Difference Between Completed & Finished
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The Best “Dear John” Response Letter EVER!
The Best “Dear John” Response Letter EVER! A Marine stationed abroad received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been
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A Few Observations From An Old Fart
A Few Observations From An Old Fart I THOUGHT GETTING OLDER WOULD TAKE LONGER. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID NOTHING. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET. WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE? WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL; WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL. BEHIND EVERY ANGRY
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Descriptive Business Sign Verbiage
Descriptive Business Sign Verbiage Over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels” On a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On another Plumber’s truck:
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Some Jeff Foxworthy Observations
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live
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