Murphy’s Law And Its Progeny MURPHY’S LAWIf anything can go wrong, it will. O’TOOLE’S COMMENTARYMurphy was an optimist. MURPHY’S FIRST COROLLARYNothing is as easy as it looks. MURPHY’S SECOND COROLLARYEverything takes longer than you think. MURPHY’S THIRD COROLLARYIf there is a possibility of several thingsgoing wrong, the one that will cause the mostdamage will be […]
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The Top 50 Things You’ll Hear A Southern Say For those of you who may need a little help understanding the slang of a Southern, I made a list of the top 50 phrases and sayings, along with their translations. 1. Bless your heart. My favorite saying. It is an empathetic phrase that is usually
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Clever Paraprosdokians If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me very attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom – until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
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So, You Think You’re Having A Bad Day Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words were, ‘I like the idea of you, but I don’t like you.’ I still don’t know what that means. Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it and said, ‘Did
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Signs Found In Texas If you ever spent any time in Texas, you know that most of these signs are real.
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