So you’re having a bad day.. Then you step outside of your house… and look up into the beautiful blue sky… and see this: All of a sudden, that smile comes back to your face and you say to yourself, “Now that’s a big ass balloon!!!” And things don’t seem quite so bad!!!
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-eighties, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good after shave. He presented a very well looked after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly really classy looking lady in
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Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.” The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.” She loosened a
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