The Sign Guy Is At It Again
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Clever Paraprosdokians
Clever Paraprosdokians If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me very attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom – until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
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Some Things To Ponder
Some Things To Ponder How important does a person have to be beforethey are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ——————————————————————————– Why do you have to “put your two cents in”?But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”?Where’s that extra penny going to? ——————————————————————————– Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuckwearing the clothes you
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So, You Think You’re Having A Bad Day
So, You Think You’re Having A Bad Day Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words were, ‘I like the idea of you, but I don’t like you.’ I still don’t know what that means. Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it and said, ‘Did
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The Rags To Riches Shoeshine Guy
The Rags To Riches Shoeshine Guy Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoeshine stand is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine guy gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look. One morning the shoeshine guy asks the
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