Bill Murray On Arguments
So True!!!
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Quotes
Funny Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: – ‘No good in a bed,
14 Quotes To Make You Think
“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but, when we look back everything is different.” – C.S. Lewis “What terrifies religious extremists like the Taliban are not American tanks or bombs or bullets, it’s a girl with a book.” – Malala Yousafzai “Of all sad words of mouth or pen, the saddest are these: it
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Choice
This excerpt from Alice In Wonderland couldn’t be more profound. Alice came to a fork in the road. “Which road do I take?” she asked. “Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire Cat. “I don’t know,” Alice answered. “Then,” said the Cat, “it doesn’t matter.” – Alice in Wonderland
Will Rogers Quotes
1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop
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