The Pilot And The Blonde A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS […]
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Idiots Sightings IDIOT SIGHTING #1 A woman and her husband arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, and they were told the keys had been locked in it. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As the woman watched from the
Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older Here are eight applicable truisms. Death is the number one killer in the world Life is sexually transmitted Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
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Crazy Travel Company Customer Complaints The last one is definitely a zinger. 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband, who just
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The Old Man And The Ring A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The
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