Missing Maine Wife Found The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor, Maine, man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers. “We’re sorry, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the troopers. “Tell me! Did you find her?” Jones asked. The […]
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The Funniest One-Liners You’ll Ever Hear, All At Once After everything we have been through that led up to the wonderful election results we are seeing today, I think everyone deserves a good laugh. God Bless America! I saw this guy on a twelve-minute clip and literally laughed my ass off. He is so funny
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Not A Typical Speeding Traffic Stop Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license, please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it four years ago for drunk
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Clever Paraprosdokians If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me very attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom – until they’re flashing behind you. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
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