Actual GED Exam Answers The following questions were supposedly asked in a GED examination with these answers (from 16-year-olds)…………Q. Name the four seasons.A. Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like […]
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The Old Lady And The Bank Teller An elderly woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10.” The teller replied, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why… The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These
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An Old Bagpiper With Poor Navigation Skills Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. So enjoy every moment of life to the fullest. As a bagpiper, old Scotty plays many gigs. A while back he was asked by a funeral director
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Hollywood Squares Hilarity The Hollywood Squares show was always good for a chuckle, and these answers were classic. These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ responses were spontaneous, not scripted. Peter Marshall was the host, asking the questions. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?A. Paul
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A Man With No Enemies Meet Walter Barnes All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man! Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
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