Great Groucho Marx Lines When I was young, I would watch Groucho on TV and was always impressed with his quick retorts. Here are some of the funniest things he said over the years. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I have nothing but respect for you, and not much […]
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Three Kinds Of Men There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers RECENT POSTS TAGS
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Not Much of a Man A grizzled old man was eating at a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and
The Escaped Prisoner A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets
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The Stick Jonathon Winters passed at the age of 87 in 2013, and in my estimation, was one of the funniest and most innovative comedians of all time. And I don’t recall him ever using a swear word during his comedy sketches. One of Winters’s most famous appearances was on the old The Jack Paar