Breakfast Advice From A Professor

A professor was telling his early morning class, “I’ve found that the best way to start the day is to exercise for five minutes, take a deep breath of fresh air, and then have a bowl of delicious cereal with raisins and almonds along with a cup of green tea, then finish with a cold shower. After that, I feel rosy all over.”

Quickly thereafter, a sleepy voice from the back of the room said, “Tell us a little more about Rosy.”