Add Your Heading Text HereDarwin Awards From The Past Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]:An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]:James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of […]
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Carol Burnett Show – Mr. Tudball Skit Out-takes Only watch this if you want to laugh out loud. Mr. Tudball (Tim Conway) is looking for a secretary, but his wife (Vicki Lawrence) doesn’t like any candidates, until Wanda Wiggins (Carol Burnett) shows up. This is the raw recording of the sketch, filled with bloopers and
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Questions That Haunt Me As we journey along the road of life, from time to time, we ask ourselves questions about things we encounter along the way, such as: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
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Are Computers Male Or Female? A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ he described, would have a gender association, although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What
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Great Groucho Marx Lines When I was young, I would watch Groucho on TV and was always impressed with his quick retorts. Here are some of the funniest things he said over the years. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I have nothing but respect for you, and not much
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