Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. So enjoy every moment of life to the fullest. As a bagpiper, old Scotty plays many gigs. A while back he was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for […]
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Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked
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Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]: James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI, was killed in March
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: – ‘No good in a bed,
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I
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