Talking Dog For Sale A guy is driving around the back woods of Virginia, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard
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Grandpa And The Tax Auditor The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor was not surprised to see that Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
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Mrs. Winchester’s House Over 50 years ago, we took the Winchester House tour accompanied by our two oldest daughters, who were around three and five at the time. Around mid-way through the tour, the youngest complained that she had to go potty. I told the tour guide about our predicament, and she advised that we
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Message Marketing Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or$9.00 a day. José brings home a suitcase full of 10-dollar bills every day. He drives aMercedes lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money tospend. “Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just
George Carlin At His Best Here are some of his best witticisms: By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a
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