The Old Man And The Ring A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The […]
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Short Books You Can Read Quickly From time to time, it is helpful to have a short book handy. to fill the time, for instance when you are sitting o the toilet. Hopefully one of the treatises listed below will be to your liking. MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods THINGS I LOVE ABOUT
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Grandpa And The Tax Auditor The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor was not surprised to see that Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
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The Magic Box In the early 50s, a fifteen-year-old Amish boy accompanied his father to a recently opened mall in a nearby town. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that moved apart and then slid back together again. The boy asked, ‘What is this, Father?’ The
He Had It All I spoke with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up in this situation. He said, “Up until last month, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, and I had access