Some Things To Ponder How important does a person have to be beforethey are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ——————————————————————————– Why do you have to “put your two cents in”?But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”?Where’s that extra penny going to? ——————————————————————————– Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuckwearing the clothes you […]
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So, You Think You’re Having A Bad Day Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words were, ‘I like the idea of you, but I don’t like you.’ I still don’t know what that means. Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it and said, ‘Did
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The Rags To Riches Shoeshine Guy Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoeshine stand is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine guy gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look. One morning the shoeshine guy asks the
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The Middle Wife By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So, I always have a
Elementary School History Quiz The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. Who said: ‘Government of
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