The Top 20 George Carlin Moments If not the best, he is probably one of the all-time funniest comedians to grace a stage. Before we get to his Top 20 standup routines, here are some of his best observations: There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. Think of how stupid […]
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A Great Knock Knock Joke Try this on someone. I have, and it was great fun. Go up to them and say, “I’ve got a great knock-knock joke for you, but you have to start.” After they respond with, “OK, knock knock.” You say, “Who’s there?” They are usually dumbfounded, and a hilarious, awkward silence
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Bob Nelson, Football Is My Life Years ago, my wife and I watched Bob Nelson perform this comedy skit live while watching TV one evening in our family room. He literally had us in stitches. If you take a few minutes to watch it, I’ll bet it renders you with a few belly laughs as
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A Deep Thinker Postulates On What Hurts More The day was quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” I said “nothing” instead of “just thinking” because then she would have asked, “About what?” At that point, I would
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Stop or Slow Down The deputy says, “License and registration, please.” The lawyer says, “What for?”The deputy says, ” You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” The lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”The deputy says, “You still haven’t come to a complete stop. Please provide your license