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Field Trip To The Race Track
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs, Louisville KY) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
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Saga Of A Stolen Classic Car
The owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this: On a very warm summer afternoon he decided to take his car to town. It needed gas, as the gauge was practically on empty, but he wanted ice cream,
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Great Groucho Marx Lines
When I was young I would watch Groucho on TV and was always impressed with his quit retorts. Here are some of the funniest things he said over the years. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that. Time flies
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