An-Immaculate Conception A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gave Darla a good examination, then turned to the mother and said, […]
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Some Funny Quotes Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) – Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’- Eleanor Roosevelt – I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
How Is This Guy Still Alive These are the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. Short Version Long Version RECENT POSTS TAGS
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The Parrot and the Freezer A young man received a parrot as a early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite
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Red Skelton’s Recipe For The Perfect Marriage Comedian Red Skelton is shown with his wife, Lothian, in this December, 1976 file photo from the Rose Parade in Pasadena. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food, and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. We
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