A Not So Romantic Husband An elderly couple recently learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired gruff Marine Corps sergeant major of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon, the wife went […]
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How To Measure The Height Of A Flagpole Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.” The woman said, “Hand
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Elderly Pickup-Line An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-eighties, very well dressed, with hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, and smelling slightly of a good after shave. He presented a very well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly, really classy-looking lady in
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A Norwegian Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company Comes To The Rescue One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer
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