Funny

If not the best, he is probably one of the all-time funniest comedians to grace a stage. There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts […]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking”