Deputy says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?” Deputy says, ” You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?” Deputy says, […]
American designer Justin Barber presented a series of papers about Truth and Lies, in which he tried to develop a theme presenting the lies we tell ourselves and others. On posters written phrase, we usually say out loud, and in brackets says that we actually have in mind. Creative Graphic design artist used there is
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old
When I was a lad of about twelve, my Dad did something similar to this with his one ton Dodge panel truck, but on a much smaller scale. I have to admit it was funny, but also very cruel.
Try this on someone… Go up to them and say “I’ve got a great knock knock joke for you, but you have to start” Their response, “OK, knock knock” You say “Who’s there?” They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues until someone starts laughing.
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