Funny Things
How To Measure The Height Of A Flagpole
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.” The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.” She loosened a
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A Not So Romantic Husband
An elderly couple recently learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired gruff Marine Corp Sargent Major of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbucks
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