Funny Things

The Secret To Longevity



Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky

Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?


  • For better digestion I drink beer.
  • In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
  • For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine.
  • In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
  • And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter: When do you drink water?

Hattie: I’ve never been that sick!

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