A Smart Kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: – “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: […]
A Fabulous Craig’s List Ad If this is for real, it’s fantastic, if it is not, it’s still great! To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah The Night Before Last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife
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Satan vs. Jesus Jesus and Satan argue as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the ultimate judge. They set themselves down in front of their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up
Signs Found In Texas If you ever spent any time in Texas, you know that most of these signs are real.
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Rules For Cats Over the years we have had several cats. Therefore, I can say from experience that the rules below are followed pretty closely by most cats. BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any