A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old […]
When I was a lad of about twelve, my Dad did something similar to this with his one ton Dodge panel truck, but on a much smaller scale. I have to admit it was funny, but also very cruel.
Try this on someone… Go up to them and say “I’ve got a great knock knock joke for you, but you have to start” Their response, “OK, knock knock” You say “Who’s there?” They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues until someone starts laughing.
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If not the best, he is probably one of the all-time funniest comedians to grace a stage. There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking”
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