Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

I’ve lived in California my whole life and visited various towns in Texas, and this list is pretty accurate.

California

Texas

Diverse or Lifestyle ChoiceSinful and Perverted
Arsenal of WeaponsGun Collection
Delicate WetlandsSwamp
Migrant or Undocumented WorkerIllegal Alien
Cruelty-Free MaterialsSynthetic Fiber
Assault and BatteryAttitude Adjustment
Heavily ArmedWell Protected 
Narrow-MindedRighteous 
Taxes or Your Fair ShareCoerced Theft 
Commonsense Gun ControlGun Confiscation Plot 
Illegal Hazardous ExplosivesFireworks or Stump Removal 
Nonviable Tissue MassUnborn Baby 
Equal Access to OpportunitySocialism 
Multicultural CommunityHigh Crime Area 
Fairness or Social ProgressMarxism 
Upper Class or “The Rich”Self-Employed 
Progressive ChangeBig Government Scheme 
Homeless or DisadvantagedDrug Addict or Welfare Leeches 
Sniper RifleScoped Deer Rifle 
Investment For the FutureHigher Taxes 
Health care ReformSocialized Medicine 
Extremist, Judgmental, or HaterConservative 
TruantsHomeschoolers 
Victim or OppressedCriminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing 
High Capacity MagazineStandard Capacity Magazine 
Religious ZealotChurchgoing 
Reintroduced WolvesSheep and Elk Killers 
Fair Trade CoffeeOverpriced Yuppie Coffee 
Exploiters or “The Rich”Employed or Land Owner 
The Gun LobbyNRA Members 
Assault WeaponSemi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) 
Fiscal StimulusNew Taxes and Higher Taxes 
Mandated Eco-Friendly LightingChinese Mercury Laden Light Bulbs 

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