Message Marketing Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or$9.00 a day. José brings home a suitcase full of 10-dollar bills every day. He drives aMercedes lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money tospend. “Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just […]
George Carlin At His Best Here are some of his best witticisms: By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a
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Haircut Argument A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the family car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair
Actual GED Exam Answers The following questions were supposedly asked in a GED examination with these answers (from 16-year-olds)…………Q. Name the four seasons.A. Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like
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The Old Lady And The Bank Teller An elderly woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10.” The teller replied, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why… The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These
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