Some Funny Quotes Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) – Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’- Eleanor Roosevelt – I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: […]
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The Parrot and the Freezer A young man received a parrot as a early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite
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Red Skelton’s Recipe For The Perfect Marriage Comedian Red Skelton is shown with his wife, Lothian, in this December, 1976 file photo from the Rose Parade in Pasadena. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food, and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. We
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Add Your Heading Text HereDarwin Awards From The Past Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]:An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]:James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of
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