I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50+ years later.
- I don’t have to go to school or work.
- I get a regular allowance (SS & investment returns)
- I have my own pad.
- I don’t have a curfew.
- I can sleep-in as late as I want.
- I have a driver’s license and three cars.
- I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.
- None of the people I hang around with are afraid of getting pregnant.
- And I don’t have acne.
Life is great.