I went to the Wawa to grab a sandwich and as I went in I noticed two policemen watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.
I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there! But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my sandwich.
As I was paying for it, I heard someone screaming! Like I’m talking violent death screams!
I looked outside and I saw that this woman’s arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!
When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.
I was wondering why she was arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?
So being nosy as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.
He looked at me very seriously and said, “FOR WAVING A FIRE ARM!”