Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older

  • Death is the number one killer in the world
  • Life is sexually transmitted
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
  • All of us should take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • In the 60s. People took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Don’t worry about old age: it doesn’t last that long.

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