Hate-Crime Bill Stalled

WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional passage of a landmark hate-crime bill is being delayed by the nation’s powerful pro-hate lobby, it was reported Tuesday.

“If this bill were to pass, hatred would be illegal in all 50 states,” said Terrence Boswell, president of Americans For Hate. “This bill, which requires all Americans to get along and like each other, goes against everything our organization believes in, and we are taking a stand.”

Americans For Hate’s lobbying efforts have won over numerous legislators, including U.S. Rep. William Schourek (D-TX), who was re-elected to Congress Tuesday on a pro-hate platform. “Hate is a vital aspect of our shared culture, and it would be deeply missed if it were to disappear,” Schourek said.

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