Seenager

Gary-Olds
I’ve finally found my place in life and I really like it!

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50+ years later.

  • I don’t have to go to school or work.
  • I get a regular allowance (SS & investment returns)
  • I have my own pad.
  • I don’t have a curfew.
  • I can sleep-in as late as I want.
  • I have a driver’s license and three cars.
  • I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.
  • None of the people I hang around with are afraid of getting pregnant.
  • And I don’t have acne.

Life is great.

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